Bye-bye and Merry Christmas. Mr. Hankey Plays the Organ Season 2 E 9 • 08/19/1998 Kyle goes back to the sewer to give Mr. Hankey the bad news and finds his pooey friend playing the organ. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Instead of Silent Night I'm singing huhash dogavish ...so Kenny, would you please go over and pull the lights cords out of the wall? Christmas time has come! See also the related categories, hebrew and germanic (german). 2021 South Park Digital Studios LLC. Chef opens up the school play with his non-offensive, non-denominational song "I'm Gonna Lay You Down By the Yule Log". There's a picture of Kyle and his pet elephant from ". And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'. We wish you a Merry Christmas Come on, seriously? You see, Kyle, sometimes we feel like an outsider, we-we create friends, Okay-in our minds, Okay? Now this is very simple. Oh god, you're not gonna lay that Hanukkah crap on me, are you? Cartman: 'Well Kyle, where is he?' says Happy Birthday! He agrees, but as he brushes his teeth a turd wearing a Christmas hat leaps out of the toilet. The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. Sheila Broflovski complains about Kyle playing St. Joseph. No! Come on, dance! I'm going to say words and the computer will measure how offended you are by them. Potato Head. Wha-what is this about Christmas Poo, dude? says Happy Birthday! The show is terrible, and a full-scale riot breaks out in the audience. Anyway, I'll put together a crack team of my best workers to make sure this'll be the most non-offensive Christmas ever - to any religious or minority group of any kind. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. [Downtown South Park] An album of the same name consisting of versions of songs from the show as well as a number of additional songs was released the week prior to the episode's original air date, December 1, 1999. or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! So does anybody know any non-Santa or non-Jesus Christmas songs. At a town meeting, various factions complain about various aspects of the school's production. Reference to "Mr. Hanky - the Christmas Poo" on the Comedy Central T.V. I'm going straight to the mayor about you, Mr Garrison. Mr. Hankey has inspired a a retail CD titled Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics it was released in November 23, 1999. The school play is doing a Nativity scene! Mr. Hankey: Say, that sounds like a swell idea. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity Well, I've got a loong night ahead of me. he might come to your town. Santa Claus is on his way Stan and Wendy say that they believe and Mr. Hankey leaps out of Kyle's shoebox and comes to life. Their schools attempted to be non-denominational and religiously sensitive but to no avail. In South Park: The Stick of Truth, he is a summon upon completing his quest. Cartman recommends they sing "Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch" in D-minor. Lets sing songs, and dance, and play.. Now, before I melt away.. And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latke Reportedly inspired by the fact that Trey often forgot to flush the toilet as a child. Before we bring out the kiddies for the play, here's a non-offensive, non-denominational holiday song by the school chef. Well shucks. Mr Hankey. ...David is the Savior, Jesus Christ, the Lord. A lonely Jew Now, uh, Kyle, as your school counselor, uh I want to try and help you confront your problems, 'kay? on Tuesday she's a bitch, 2 1. Was it the pagan remark? KYLE'S MOOOM IS A - BIIIIII-I-I-ITCH - aahh. What does hankey mean? she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch! When asked if there is something non-denominational he can do for the play, Kyle offers to sing "The Mr. Hankey Song". Offended, Mr. Hankey leaps out of his box and hurls himself at Cartman. This lands Kyle in the school counselor Mr. Mackey's office. This is the first episode Kenny doesn't die. Two misters -- Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo and Mr. Mackey the school counselor. We'll see you later, Kyle. Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdy ho ho yum yum yum Christmas Time has come! The boys tell him about his obsession with Mr. Hankey, and Chef tells them the talking turd is real. You're gonna catch a cold. Show "South Park. And be careful not to fall in that little pool below you, Kenny, the shark for the third act is in there. His grandpa has a Christmas episode that he watches and learned this from. Yeah? He's loaded goodies on his sleigh This is the one time of year we're supposed to forget all the bad stuff, to stop worrying and being sad about the state of the world and for just one day say, 'Aw, to heck with it! Trey and Matt credit this episode and "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" for elevating South Park's credibility early on with their moral themes. Therefore, vicariously he loves you Hey come on guys. Create your own images with the Mr Hankey meme generator. he loves me and I love you In this way we can find out which words are least offensive for use in the holiday season. (, "I'm a clinically depressed fecophiliac on Prozac." Kyle, is there anything you can do for the Christmas play that isn't related to Jesus? Sometimes he's practically water. It isn't being sensitive to the Jewish community! Mr. Hankey: Howdy-ho! she a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Say, that sounds like a swell idea. But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (song)" • 'Fear not, for behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, Trey and Matt had always planned to create a three-minute short film involving a boy and Mr. Hankey who would not come alive for anyone else. I'm mr. hankey the Christmas Poo Seasons greetings to all of you Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdey ho ho yum yum yum Christmas time has come! All they see is a room covered in poop smears, with their son clutching a hand full of feces. Christmas time has come!' 2 1; Mr Hankey. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo He loves me, I love you Therefore vicariously, he loves you 'I can make a Mr Hankey too'! To try and stay positive stay away from drug and alcohol, and in the meantime I'm gonna put you on a heavy regimen of Prozac... Uuuuuuugghh-oh my God, you sick little monkey! ", this is in reference to the cartoon Ren & Stimpy. No, Mr. Garrison, we cannot get rid of all the Mexicans. sing a song, stroll the choir Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame like that. I reckon this could be a job for Mr. Hankey! Proper usage and audio pronunciation (plus IPA phonetic transcription) of the word hankey. Here's a game I like to play.. But I'm Hebrew Craig Tucker can be seen sitting outside Mr. Mackey's office. No. 2 years and 9 months ago. Mr. Hankey decides to take a bath in Mackey's cup of coffee, earning Kyle a ticket to the South Park Mental House. Kyle grabs him in mid-flight, just as his parents burst in. bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch That Santa passes over my house every year? This is like the worst Christmas I have ever seen. 'Cause. My father said you aren't real. I learned that Jewish people are okay. Hey! Oh dude! Now, you go brush your teeth and march into bed! You know something, Kyle? I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Seasons Greetings to all of you! Well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what, (That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!). Howdey ho ho yum yum yum. Let's sing and dance and bake cookies". Kyle: Mr. Hankey! See more words with the same meaning: to defecate, poop, shit. What does HANKEY-PANKEY mean? 0 im a anal baby. Good, it looks like they have taken the Christmas trees down. The words "THE END" appear onscreen and Kenny jumps up and down in triumph. If you remove Christ, you. So what makes you think he should play Joseph of Arimathea? he loves me and I love y-. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, is probably the world's most disgusting Christmas icon. Submitted by Christopher S. from Indianapolis, IN, … Get him out of here before he hurts anybody! Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away. Seasons greetings to all of you.. Mr Hankey. Mr. Hankey: Aw, gee, that's too bad. Ol' Kyle's gonna be locked up for a while, so get used to it. We wish you a Merry Christmas Mr Hankey Mr Hankey. Mr. Hankey, the "christmass poo" from the cartoon "south park" Definition of HANKEY-PANKEY in the Definitions.net dictionary. Please place all orders through our website: mrhankeystoys.com You can contact us at help [!at] mrhankeystoys.com Thanks! "The Lonely Jew on Christmas" • Mr Hankey. She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. He doesn't care what faith you are. And Wendy, I'm still not believing the labor pains. Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow! Kyle: Hey! Hankey is uncommon as a baby name for boys. I'm a Jew I wish Kyle was here. I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Seasons Greetings to all of you! she's a stupid bitch! Concept Trey Parker Co Creator of South Park said in a interview that the idea for Mr. Hankey came from his father when he was a young boy trying to potty train him. Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away. This is the first of many times football quarterback John Elway and the Denver Broncos will be mentioned since Trey, Matt, and many South Park residents are fans. Hij was voor het eerst te zien op 17 december 1997. Okay, children, does everyone have their leotards on? South Park © 2021 Comedy Partners. When Mr. Mackey discovers Mr. Hankey in his coffee and exclaims to Kyle "you sick little monkey! Mr. Hankey is a minor character in South Park: The Stick of Truth, South Park: The Fractured But Whole and South Park: Phone Destroyer. on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch Most of the potential film's elements were reused for this episode. Good-bye Mr. Hankey! Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me... Mr. Hankey • Mr. Garrison, what the hell do you think you're doing?! Okay, children, I'm really having a hard time with our Christmas play. I said go away! Now I also understand that you're Jewish. Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Okay, people, we've got to turn this place around! The episode is heavily influenced the Peanuts Christmas special A Charlie Brown Christmas. Bring me lots of presents! You smell an awful lot like flowers. im a anal baby. Meme Generator No items found. "Kyle's Mom's a Stupid Bitch" even made it into the theatrical film South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut. Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? You guys! Kyle explains Mr. Hankey is a turd that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to those with high fiber diets. He kept seeing this little brown piece of Christmas poo everywhere that he went. Daaance! she's a bitch to all the boys and girls. Is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow? And I'm sick and tired of those little flaps on coffee lids. Kyle's loneliness on Christmas is based on Trey and Matt's childhood of witnessing Jewish children being bullied and ostracized during Christmas. All Rights Reserved. Aw, do you have to take away the Christmas tree, too? What the hell are you doing? She a stupid bitch, Hankey is of Germanic and Hebrew origin. Mr Hankey: 'HOWDY HO!' Rehearsal is interrupted when Kyle's mom Sheila shows up, furious at the show's overt Christian themes and that her son, a Jew, is playing Joseph. Is that right, Kyle? And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" is the fifteenth episode of the third season of the animated television series South Park and the 46th episode of the series overall. And lo, an angel of the Lord came upon them, Oh that's good. Now, you get to sleep, and think about how your poor mother has to clean that bathroom up! Folks'll gather round the fire Instead of putting eyes and lips and ears on a potato, you stick the body parts on a piece of poo. Now, I want you to repeat after me: 'There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey'. It isn't fair! A lonely Jew Last updated on May 18, 2020 Hi, We are on vacation from Etsy. Within the group of boy names directly related to Hankey, Hank was the most frequently used in 2018. Anonymous-707222932. "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel". Ah-I'm not crazy? The mayor buckles and promises to stage "the most non-offensive Christmas ever to any religious or minority group of any kind.". With Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell, Jesse Brant Howell, Trey Parker. ...Nnnaw I think it's against the law, dude. Sometime he hangs off the end of your ass. I can make a Mr. Hankey too! 2 1 Comment. [...] Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! Yes, and there's nothing Christian, either. "Christmas Lovin'" • Oh-kay! I'm Mr Hankey, the Christmas poo.. ... Tom Say I am. That evening, Kyle is instructed by his parents to stop talking … Father Maxi also makes his first appearance as well as Philip Glass. The entire town heads for the South Park Mental Institution to release Kyle, who discovers to his relief that he's not crazy. Well of course he does; in your screwed-up little head he's the only friend you have. Mr Hankey. The mayor buckles and promises to stage "the most non-offensive Christmas ever to any religious or minority group of any kind." This is horrible! Mr Hankey . Kyle: 'I'm trying' Cartman: 'Wait Wait! Nobody believes in you, not even my friends. Oh wait wait wait. All Rights Reserved. Heeeeeeee Looooooves Yoooooouu! Well it-it's my understanding that you umhm, yu-you have an acute case of fecophilia. Intro Song from Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics:http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s03e15-mr-hankeys-christmas-classics I'm a clinically depressed fecophiliac on Prozac. Mr. Hankey sings a jolly holiday song and leaves feces wherever he lands. Weeeeeeeeeellll lacking personal hygeine, being relatively stupid, and possibly harboring criminal tendencies all at the same time. He suggests it again in ". This should be great! I'm a Jew You people focus so hard on the things wrong with Christmas that you've forgotten what's so right about it. Reply. Yeah. Don't you see? And silence your nights. Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny, This is also the first episode that uses live-action scenes. 0 Think you can do better? (. The actual term is coprophilia or scatophilia. He loves me. Oh, this could be such a wonderful Christmas play - I wish our little Kyle was here to see it. Information and translations of HANKEY-PANKEY in the most comprehensive dictionary definitions resource on the web. Stan, Cartman, and Kyle look at Kenny, still alive and well. Mayor, we are deeply offended by the Nativity scene in front of the capital office. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Kyle's mom is a bitch, Stan says he's getting the "John Elway football helmet" he wanted for Christmas. Monday she's a bitch, if there ever was a bitch, How about you come to school with me tomorrow, so I can at least prove I'm not crazy to my friends. Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! Kyle's mom is here to ruin Christmas! We can show everyone the true spirit of Christmas. His Chocolate Diamond. This sucks, dude. I always believed in you! You won't be opening your Channukah present tonight! Are there any other suggestions? Howdy, folks. Mr. Hankey Construction Set • It's really sweet. What kind of sick weirdo are you? Directed by Matt Stone, Trey Parker. It's true. You are really reaching right now. Mr. Garrison, at a loss, asks the kids if they know any non-denominational, non-offensive holiday songs. You're not gonna ride on Santa's sleigh 'cause you're a Jew, Kyle. Comedy Central. "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" • Mr Hankey. Definition of hankey in the AudioEnglish.org Dictionary. You mean you can see him? Hullo, we need to commit our friend, Kyle please. Uh, Kyle? I told you not to call my mom a bitch, Cartman! On Christ-maas. To drop them off on Christmas Day "Happy, Happy, Happy" • Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. Sometimes he's firm. Kyle explains Mr. Hankey is a turd that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to those with high fiber diets. As the episode ends, something still feels unfinished. It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo South Park-aflevering: Afleveringsnummer: 10 Productiecode: 110 Verscheen: 17 december 1997: … We can show everyone the true spirit of Christmas. I'd be merry "Don't you see? Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (Meneer Hankey, de Kerstdrol) is een personage uit de Amerikaanse animatieserie South Park.Hij is een pratend excrement dat elke kerstavond uit de WC springt als een scatologische evenknie van de Kerstman.Hij heeft geen kleren aan behalve een kerstmutsje en 2 witte handschoenen.. Hij verscheen voor het eerst in de aflevering Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo uit 1997. You know, I learned something today. Yeah, it's because the Jews said it couldn't be Christian. South Park Mental House • Pretty song they'll all retire Meaning of hankey. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo He loves me, I love you Therefore, vicariously he loves you! If you live in Latin America, you cannot see this episode in his original language. Screw this, I'm goin home! At a town meeting, various factions complain about various aspects of the school's production. Wait! hanky definition: 1. a handkerchief (= square piece of cloth or paper used for cleaning the nose and drying the eyes…. she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world I'm glad you're here, Mr. Hankey. And now, South Park Elementary presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer, Philip Glass! for born unto you this day in the city of On Christmas... Channukah is nice, but why is it Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here. Stan's biblical reading at the beginning of the school play and the snowflake-eating scene are lifted directly from the television special. That evening, Kyle is instructed by his parents to stop talking about Mr. Hankey. See, that's what you get when you raise your child to be a pagan. (, "Right now, you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay?" Stick me in your mouth and try to say. My friends won't let me join in any games Music and lyrics are provided by minimalist composer Phillip Glass. I hope that Santa comes real soon Hey! Craig has his speaking debut in "Rainforest Shmainforest". Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo It is sick and disgusting, and we simply will not have it! Generate! Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday... Kenny, would you please climb that ladder and take down the star above the stage? Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, Kyle, what the hell was that? Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay-I mean, you're one screwed-up little kid do you understand? In the midst of it, Chef asks what happened to Kyle. Gosh, you're looking swell. South Park (1997-) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Colorado. Careful now, Kenny, those are very, very dangerous. Minimalist composer Phillip Glass, whose music for the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience triggers a riot. handkerchief, hankie, hanky, hankey (noun) a square piece of cloth used for wiping the eyes or nose or as a costume accessory South Park's official fan page for Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo. Gosh you sure do smell all nice and flowery. Mayor, the Nativity is what Christmas is all about. Everybody's fighting and my best friend is in an institution, all because we didn't believe in Mr. Hankey! "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" • Okay, people, we clearly need to reach a compromise. Do the other kids make fun of ya? Mr. Hankey is now on Kyle's comforter. And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please? Although he hasn't been introduced officially yet, he can be seen frequently outside the counselor's office. Dance, damn you!! The new law states we can't sing any songs having to do with Jesus or Santa Claus. Kyle: Yeh, we'll show them! keeping watch over their flocks by night. Okay, kids, get ready to take your places. I DO NOT let him watch South Park by any means! M'kay? Well-uh, a fecophiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie-stinks, Kyle. I'm gonna lay you down by the Yule log Where the hell did you go? he can be brown or greenish-brown Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdy ho ho yum yum yum Christmas Time has come! Come on, gang, don't fight. Learn more. disgustingly questionable in a lowlife sort of way. This is the one time of year we're s'posed to forget all the bad stuff, to stop worrying and being sad about the state of the world, and for just one day say, "Aw, the heck with it! It just doesn't seem right without him. Mr. Hankey HOWDY HO! 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night. 1 Appearance 2 Quests Given 3 Prominence 4 Facebook Messages 5 Gallery 6 Trivia Mr. Hankey is a piece of feces with three lumps and wears a Santa hat and white mittens. He talks to the crowd about the meaning of Christmas and they stop fighting, mostly out shock of a talking poo. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo." Stick me in your mouth and try to say.. 'Howdy ho ho, yum yum yum. Sometimes he's runny. Mr. Hankey made his first appearance in \"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo\" and was seen as generally unknown to the other characters besides Kyle Broflovski and Chef, but after the episode's events he was popularized and by \"Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!\" there are several TV specials about him and he even takes a more Santa-esque role at malls, but he makes no actual physical appearance in the episode. The whole town is about to. I'm sorry. Now that does it! And that...Hanukkah can be cool, too. And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'. His father told him that if he didn't flush, the turd called "Mr. Hankey" would escape and eat him. Are we ready? This is the most God-awful piece of crap I've ever seen!! to defecate. The live-action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set is a parody of Mr. Okay, that does it! "Oh good, Kyle's mom is here to ruin Christmas." That isn't all, Mayor! This is the first time Mr. Garrison suggests South Park to get rid of all the Mexicans. If you don't want to spill your coffee, you shouldn't be driving with it. I'm gonna love you right Even if-. To prove to his friends Mr. Hankey exists, Kyle puts Mr. Hankey in a box and takes him to school. I love you And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree He comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet. Hankey is a variation of Hank (English). And a Happy New Year! Let's sing and dance and bake cookies!'". While South Park Elementary attempts to stage the most non-offensive, non-denominational holiday play, Kyle tries to make people believe in Mr. Hankey. Having imaginary friends is fine, Kyle, but this simply will not do! Mr. Hankey: You should be wearing socks to sleep, Kyle. Howdy-ho, Kyle. I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Seasons Greetings to all of you! How about we sing "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch", in D minor. South Park and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks of Comedy Partners. We wish you a Merry Christmas I don't want to be an outcast! Information about hankey in the AudioEnglish.org dictionary, synonyms and antonyms. As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes. That evening the kids put on their new play, now called the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. You're gonna catch a cold. Mr. Mackey believes Kyle is suffering from "fecalphilia", the abnormal interest in feces. She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair, If I weren't real, could I sing this jolly Christmas song? But I get Hanukkah presents for eight days. "Hey man, I gotta go play with Mr. Hanky. We have to go to the mall and tell Santa Claus what we want for Christmas. 0 im a anal baby. I can see his head' Kyle: 'Here he comes..' Mr Hankey: 'HOWDY HO!' Kyle: 'Uh, he's coming..' Stan: 'Come on dude, Push!' Sometimes he's runny Sometimes he's firm Sometimes he's practically water You should be wearing socks to sleep, Kyle. im a anal baby. 59 talking about this. and they were sore afraid, and the angel said unto them, I've been waiting for some we... O-ho. The show's three songs "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo", "Kyle's Mom's A Stupid Bitch", and "The Lonely Jew On Christmas" are all heard again in later episodes. Ohhhh Kyyyyle! The South Park kids are rehearsing their Christmas play. she's a big fat bitch, It is not listed within the top 1000 names. So this must be a pretty hard time of year for you, being Christmas and all. Church and State are. Meaning of HANKEY-PANKEY. "Santa Claus is On His Way" • MR. hANKEY SAYS. Take down anything that is offensive to any specific group! https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Hankey,_the_Christmas_Poo/Script?oldid=410947. Singers: Sometimes He's runny Sometimes he's firm Sometimes he practically water. A word that is used positively or negatively to describe a situation. Not real? Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch! Mr. Hankey. The whole town's pissed off at each other. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo is de tiende aflevering van Comedy Centrals animatieserie South Park. Kyle, I think you'd better get home and get some sleep. Kyle: Nobody believes in you, not even my friends. Perhaps we need a. Guess there's no reason for you to come, since you don't get Christmas presents. 0 stahvee mc'derpinstein. (, "Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here." I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas! Sheila, let me handle this. How about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo? Go away! Oh my lord, Kyle, did you just throw doo-doo at Eric? Mr Hankey. You need to hold the baby by the legs, not by the head. Glory to God in the highest and on earth peace, Then on Sunday, just to be different, Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away. 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